Where are you Mr. Yard crasher!? weeds.

So today Preston and I had planned on continuing working on the foundation, a horrible task that if we had the money we would pay some illegals to do it but since we are poor we are stuck doing it ourselves. Lucky for us there is air conditioning and whiskey. Anyways, we woke up today on this beautiful Saturday morning and thought why be stuck under the house when we can work on the yard? So (like all the folks on DIY network) we got started on our actual work at around 2pm. Prior to that we went to Sams Club to get some $1 pizza and go around to all the free sample tables. Hey don't judge, we are just trying to get our memberships worth throughout the year with samples. Then to the Home Depot we went, getting things for the chainsaw and we began to work! We went C-R-A-Z-Y and it currently looks like a yard war zone. We already got a few people asking to help us (for money) and we were like nah we got it. Oh whats that? Oh yea I know we have a half a tree laying in the street but nah, we're good.

So went went to town tearing down miscellaneous bologna tree like things and other various bull shit plants out from all over the freaking yard. We also chain sawed down a tree that was hanging on the telephone line and after almost a year of them saying "they'll get to it" we put on our John Wayne britches and said WE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!!!  After  a few hours of this we just took a break for whiskey and realized we had nothing left for the day. We went to the CVS to get the coupons and free shampoo and Taco Bueno for dinner to watch DIY network  and our recording of Rehab Addict. We love that show, but unlike Nicole we do all the work ourselves which is why you often times hear about whiskey.

Our mission tomorrow is to save up for a big magoilia tree ( which will take more than a day), rip up all the bull shit fabric layer of black junk that is a "weed stopper" layer, and put in some patches of St. Augustine grass so we can have it grow together. We know it's not going to be perfect, but it's gotta be better than what is there currently. 

 Tonight we celebrate and tomorrow you'll hear more! Pooped at 8:40pm and people our age are just now going out and being crazy! Man we are getting old but I love it!!!!!

Ps. We had some MAJOR weeds growing in the yard, not weed that would make Larry Hagman proud but crazy yard weeds check it out!