Creepy Bathroom

You know what's sad? I will tell you; when you just miss your favorite movie, or when the power goes out while you are doing your hair for you wedding, or when you sit down in class after a bad day and realize you have a test that you totally forgot about. Those are all pretty sad, you know what else is sad? When your husband walks into the only bathroom in the house that works to take a shower for his birthday lunch, and starts singing "it's a creppy bathroom, so creepy" and then while showering I hear from the other room the mario brothers song, not the happy beginning song- nope-the one when mario is in the creepy underground.  Why is the bathroom so creepy you might be asking yourself? Not only does it slant, has a creepy window that only half way locks above the shower, has an open 'closet' that has the air conditioning compressor that is open to the under the house, and there is no calking anywhere in the bathroom. None, which lets all the creepy crawlers walk around and make more fleas. My goal: someday to have a completely calked bathroom where I can soak in the tub and relax. If anyone knows of someone who has money to burn and time on their hands, feel free to come overhaul our bathroom.